I recently spotted this Wolfhound cross bike on the "internet". I was immediately taken back by the image and its haunting quality. Upon closer inspection I also noticed that the bike was floating. But how could this b? I have never know bikes to preform levitation. Perhaps it's possessed, or perhaps it preforming a mediation on the outpouring of support of blogger and bike theft victim, Michael Green, or maybe its just filled with helium. I think though the Michael Green theory may be the strongest, as the bike is sporting an amber alert sticker. Surely though if this bike can defy gravity, that must be in violation of some sort of UCI rule, perhaps one that hasn't even been created yet. It seems this photo brings up many questions, the most burring of which can surely only be answered by one man, is this a sign of the apocalypse?
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..."The Cross-Bike in the Sky"...
When i die & they lay to rest,
Gonna go do the cross race that's the best,
When i lay me down to die,
Goin' up to the cross-bike in the sky...
Goin' up to the cross-bike in the sky,
That's where i'm gonna go when i die,
When i die & they lay me to rest,
Gonna go do the cross race that's the best....
Prepare yerself, you know it's a must,
Gotta have a friend in sven nys,
So you know that when you die,
He's gonna recommend you,
For the cross-race in the sky,
Gonna recommend you,
For the cross-race in the sky,
That's where yer gonna go when you die,
When you die & they lay you to rest,
Yer gonna go do the race that is the best...
...Never been the winner, ya i wanna win,
I got a friend in sven nye's,
So you know that when i die,
He's gonna set me up,
For the cross-race in the sky,
Oh, set me up for the cross-race in the sky,
That's where i'm gonna go when i die,
When i die & they lay me to rest,
I'm gonna do the cross-race that's the best,
Goin' to the race that is the best...
(w/ apologies to norman greenbaum's "spirit in the sky")...
...& ya, i prefer cross bikes on the dirt...
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