Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Straight outa Taipei

This photo you are looking at is from the Taipei international bike show. And yes that is a Frame with Ultegra SL printed on it, yep a Shimano frame with a seatmast on it and mid-hi level components. What does it all mean? I have no idea, my guess is such a brazenly mediocre re-brand might cause a rift in the space time continuum sucking you in as the sacrificial ghost bike rider of collapsed hedge funds and angry foreclosed defaulties of the sub prime mortgage crisis.

Of coarse to escape this you will need to ride this bike, with its pink tape in the "power zone" so that you may break free of its pull by entering into the realm of ludacris speed, allowing you passage into an offshoot worm hole.

After all of this mucking about in the very fabric of space time you will likely be released directly into the middle of the ice age. In which case you will have to ride this bike, equiped with special roller blades (literally) which allow you to get your criterium carving going on, on ice.
For convince sake you may also want to pack this bike. To bring along for the trip, just encase you need a back up.

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